Chapter 6: The Ultimate Woman (Part 1)

The handsome old man said, “I can’t be sure if she’s crazy, but I’m certain she’s not normal. While that guy is insane, let’s hurry away.”
Guo Shier said, “Quick, get on my altar—let’s go!” He activated the altar and made it fly downward rapidly, saying, “I hope we can find a passage soon…” Before he could finish speaking, a red shadow flashed at the corner of his eye, and soon Huo Fen Tian appeared. He asked in shock, “Where are you going?”
Guo Shier was so scared he almost fell off the altar. He tried his best to stay calm and said, “Oh, just going to relieve myself…”
“Uh…”
The Eagle Demon and the others were stunned; they never expected Guo Shier to respond like that.
Huo Fen Tian clearly didn’t understand what “relieve oneself” meant. He said, “Then take me with you to relieve myself…”
Guo Shier was completely speechless. Then, something even more terrifying happened—Huo Fen Tian immediately entered Guo Shier’s altar. The altar’s protection was turned off, allowing him to enter directly. Guo Shier screamed inwardly, “How is this possible…?” The handsome old man was so scared he didn’t even dare show his head.
Huo Fen Tian asked, “Where are you going to relieve yourself?”
Guo Shier was too stunned to speak. Huo Fen Tian’s voice switched between male and female, which was very unsettling. Guo Shier guessed to himself, “Has this guy turned into an androgynous being?” He said, “Let’s find a place.” He also realized that what Huo Fen Tian meant by “relieve oneself” was completely different from what he had said—perhaps Huo Fen Tian thought it just meant finding a place.
Huo Fen Tian said, “Relieving oneself isn’t about finding a place. Do you think I’m an idiot?”
Guo Shier’s heart skipped a beat. He said, “Heh, by ‘relieve myself,’ I meant taking a bath. But there’s no water source here. I plan to find a continent—uh, preferably one with lakes, so I can wash up. I haven’t taken a bath in ages, and I’m really uncomfortable.” He worried silently about how to get rid of this guy.
Huo Fen Tian tapped his forehead lightly and said, “Oh right, I want to take a bath too!”
The four of them were almost driven mad hearing this. Guo Shier said with a bitter smile, “We’re lost. We can’t find a continent.”
Huo Fen Tian said, “That’s easy. I know where.” He raised his palm and drew a line in the air, creating a crack. “Go through!” Guo Shier’s altar didn’t obey his commands at all and rushed into the crack. In an instant, they were above a continent. Guo Shier was horrified: “What the hell is this trick?”
Below was a huge lake, with no visible edges.

There were many small islands in the lake, with lush vegetation. Huo Fen Tian said, “Go to that island!” Immediately, everyone appeared above the island. Guo Shier didn’t know how they got there; all he knew was that in a flash, they were there. The most terrifying part was that the altar wouldn’t obey his commands.

Huo Fen Tian flashed into action and stood at the edge of the island. Guo Shier, terrified, quickly put away the altar and said with a wry smile, “Let’s go down too.”

The four of them descended together. Huo Fen Tian stared blankly at the lake, while Guo Shier and the others didn’t dare speak and stood quietly. After a long while, Huo Fen Tian turned around and said, “Weren’t you going to relieve yourselves? Go! Why are you all standing around like fools?” This made Guo Shier feel like vomiting blood.

Huo Fen Tian’s next words made everyone feel like they might vomit blood as well: “Hurry up and do it. I’ll watch.”

Guo Shier didn’t say anything and dived headfirst into the lake. Nan You and the other two exchanged glances and also jumped into the lake. After all, this world was already crazy enough; there was nothing strange about bathing while dressed.

Huo Fen Tian seemed interested too and dived into the water as well.

A red figure quickly dashed to a distant spot. While in the water, Guo Shier whispered, “Everyone, come closer. Listen to me. He doesn’t seem to have any intention of killing us yet. Let’s try not to anger him. Maybe one day he’ll leave on his own. So… for now, as long as we’re careful, we might be able to get through this.”

Nan You said with a wry smile, “I feel uneasy whenever I’m near him. It’s terrifying.”

Eagle Demon said, “No matter how terrifying it is, it’s better than being killed. Let’s endure it for now.”

Four altar-level experts were utterly at a loss because of Huo Fen Tian. Guo Shier said, “Let’s go back to shore!” The four returned to the shore and quickly shook off the water from their clothes. Guo Shier said, “Let’s go into the woods and wait until he comes up.”

As soon as they entered the woods, they heard someone calling from afar, “Guo Shier, come here!”

Guo Shier, suffering from a severe headache, said, “I’m coming!” He whispered, “Wait here. Damn it, why does this guy have so many things to do?” He teleported to the shore in an instant, only to witness an unbelievable scene.

Since he had teleported there, he hadn’t expected Huo Fen Tian to be just two meters in front of him, completely naked. Huo Fen Tian turned out to be a woman. In panic, Guo Shier couldn’t help but scream, “Ah? Ah…”

Huo Fen Tian probably didn’t expect Guo Shier to teleport over either. She also let out a scream, “Ah…”

The two screamed at each other, able to see their tongues flapping around in their throats.

Guo Shier was so scared that he turned to run, but Huo Fen Tian grabbed his neck and shook him violently. “Dare you eavesdrop on me… I’ll kill you…” Guo Shier thought to himself, “I’m being framed! Even if you’re as beautiful as a fairy, you’re still an old witch—no idea how long you’ve been alive… I’m not going to look at you just because I’m bored!” Huo Fen Tian continued to shake him by the neck, and Guo Shier saw her snow-white chest swaying in front of his eyes, causing stars to appear before his eyes. It wasn’t from temptation but from being shaken violently. He kept shouting, “Calm down… uh, calm down… don’t get angry… uh, let go…” Out of the corner of his eye, Guo Shier noticed someone moving and screamed, “Don’t come out! Uh… yayaya, don’t… don’t come out…” It was one thing for him to see it, but if Nan You and the others came over, Huo Fen Tian might kill them in anger out of shame. Suddenly, Huo Fen Tian released him and swung her palm at the woods. Terrified, Guo Shier hugged her tightly and kept saying, “Calm down, listen to my explanation… Ah, don’t hit me!” He didn’t even know what to say. Guo Shier felt Huo Fen Tian jumping around in his arms, but she didn’t seem to want to break free. With his experience, if she really wanted to get rid of him, she could kill him in an instant. So he immediately realized she didn’t really intend to kill him. With a quick motion, he pulled out a silver robe and draped it over Huo Fen Tian. Guo Shier smiled bitterly inwardly. He didn’t know what Huo Fen Tian planned—she might calm down or suddenly attack and kill him. At this point, he had no choice but to take a risk. He said, “Don’t get angry, calm down… calm down…” Huo Fen Tian said coldly, “Let go of your claws…” Guo Shier quickly released her. He looked at his own hands and thought, “Do my hands really look like claws?” Huo Fen Tian ordered, “Give me some replacement clothes!” Actually, she didn’t care that Guo Shier had seen her body; she was just startled, a natural reaction. Trembling, Guo Shier took out a pile of clothes. His hidden talisman space contained various outfits, many of them women’s clothes, mostly bought for his wife or intended as gifts to give back to his family. He never expected them to come in handy now. Huo Fen Tian glanced at him strangely and asked, “How do you have so many women’s clothes?”

Guo Shier didn’t know what to say. After a long while, he finally muttered, “This… this is a gift I bought… meant to be given to someone…” He hated Huo Fen Tian’s gaze at him—it was clearly the look of a pervert. He groaned inwardly, “Damn it, why am I so unlucky? I’ve done everything in three lifetimes, but I’ve never been a pervert…”
Huo Fen Tian said, “Are you planning to stand here and watch me change?”
Guo Shier’s face turned pale. He immediately teleported away back to the forest. Eagle Demon asked urgently, “What’s wrong?”
Nan You asked, “Why are you crying so sadly? Are you hurt?”
Guo Shier snapped, “I’m not crying sadly… Stop asking, it’s nothing…”
The handsome old man suddenly poked his head out and chuckled, “He’s had an adventure.” Then he withdrew. Everyone was stunned. An adventure? With whom? They didn’t know Huo Fen Tian was a woman, and a stunning one at that. Their views of Guo Shier changed instantly. Guo Shier snapped, “Stop talking nonsense!”
Nan You and the others didn’t look mocking or surprised—they just stared blankly. The three of them gaped at Guo Shier.
Guo Shier didn’t know how to explain. It took a long time before Nan You regained his composure. He asked, “What did he do to you?”
Eagle Demon and Luo Zhan both showed curious expressions.
Guo Shier went completely crazy. He screamed, “Shut up! Nan You!”